friends and food start with the same letter

This weekend, my friends Carrie and Joshua came to visit from Massachusetts. They drove, the brave, patient souls, and we had a whirlwind weekend of long walks, eating, and pleasantly just existing.

When I visited them for New Year’s, I was treated to beautiful homemade meals of sushi and fresh pasta, as well as a lovely exploratory walk of their town, two holiday parties and an outdoor hot tub with a neighboring wood fire. My goal was to attempt to meet this level of visit excellence. However, I—we, really—were immediately hit with a very serious problem. We had way too much food. We also planned to go biking, visit the Arboretum, visit the gems of Ypsilanti, and find the street Carrie had lived on during a very brief stay in Ann Arbor years ago. In approximately 48 hours.

In preparation for a fast-paced weekend, I had procured salad greens, tomatoes, fresh mozzarella, catfish filets, potatoes, and pasta. They brought tomatoes, herbs, and bread from the CSA. They also wanted to take me out for dinner to celebrate my new job. I also wanted to take them to my usual haunts.

We spent the entire weekend eating.

Shortly after their arrival, we headed downtown for dinner and beer at Old Town. We ate ribs, a Knight’s burger, and a reuben with pitchers of Oberon and Two Hearted. We were joined over time by friends who’d planned to join us and those who were collected along the way, maxing out around a dozen. Diagrams of how people knew each other were drawn by hands in the air. Stories were told. Design theory was hashed out. Drinks were drunk. We drifted home, full of meat and hops and goodwill toward men.

After sleeping in on Saturday, and changing the tires on my bike to the lovely road tires they’d brought me, we brunched at Northside Grill, consuming two-egg breakfasts and pancakes. We headed to the farmer’s market, intent on browsing only and full of plans to tour downtown and campus. However, we were faced with raspberries and cherries. We bought them. We continued downtown to drop by The Brickyard and had a small picnic of fruit and almonds. Another friend, just returned from the meat capital of America, called to let me know he had thick cut, vacuum-sealed bacon for my visitors. We met him upstairs, received the bacon, and wandered southward toward campus. All that walking required a snack of tomato bruschetta and ABC’s Brasserie Blonde at Dominick’s.

This is where we descended into madness.

Still wanting to take me out to dinner, my guests suggested that we go to eve in Kerrytown. I reminded them that they were leaving on Sunday afternoon, so our only chance at a fish and potato dinner would be that very night. They made the obvious point that we would just have to have two dinners. Reservations for a late dinner at eve were made, and after an attempt to triangulate Carrie’s old neighborhood, we began the march home to fix dinner number one.
We drank cranberry juice and Vernor’s and made insalata caprese, garlic mashed potatoes, and milk-soaked, flour-dredged fried catfish. We all remained prone for approximately an hour, with Carrie and I elevating our various bad joints made worse by walking nearly all the way to the Zen Buddhist Temple on Packard and back, then rose and dressed for dinner number two, which consisted of really delicious cocktails, appetizers (curry mussels, chicken dumplings, and scallops), and desserts (with wine, of course). Creme fraishe was the order of the evening.

On Sunday, sure we would never eat again, we rose and began to plan the bike ride, which got increasingly short as we discussed it, despite our clear need for exercise. Then, an IM from my usual weekend brunch companion sent us rolling toward the Roadhouse for oysters, grits, eggs, huevos rancheros, and pastries. Afterwards we slowly prepared ourselves for exertion and rode the paved path around Argo Pond, stopping occasionally in search of wormwood. Successful, we returned to my apartment, packed their car, I sent them off only 2 hours behind schedule. I was left with the beginnings of bathtub absinthe, leftover potatoes and fish, several tomatoes, and a surprise bottle of 10-year Laphroaig.

These people are probably the best house guests ever.

Whales and Wine

Hey, kids. It’s been a busy couple of weeks. I’ve been wrapping up some freelance projects.

Yesterday, after a particularly boisterous staff meeting, I made a t-shirt design depicting our new unofficial mascot: a small whale sculpture by the staff elevator. A quick photo, some lasso, some filters, some Cooper Black, and voila.

My boss has already made an iron-on version, and our director is looking into costs for silk-screening.

As one friend pointed out, this is what happens when I use my powers for evil.

On an unrelated note, I just caught this Flash ad on Salon.com, in a Glenn Greenwald thread about Obama’s new video directed at the government of Iran:

evening-for-two

I like that a) not only does the meal cost about 3 times what one would pay for, say, an excellent, rare-meat-and-weapons-grade-drinks-filled “evening for two” at Knight’s, but b) the lady seems distinctly uninterested in her dining companion, who appears to be prattling at her over his small glass of wine while she peers lovingly into her giant glass of wine. Ah, romance.

Handsome Furs

On Saturday night I saw the Handsome Furs at the Blind Pig with some regular partners in crime and additional brave compatriots. After a delicious homemade dinner of fish stew and wine, we trundled downtown and got a pitcher* in the 8 Ball, then headed upstairs in time to see the second opening band, Child Bite (think: tenor-sax-wielding bastard child of Man Man, Les Savy Fav, and the hardcore band of your choice).

Handsome Furs are a husband-and-wife duo from Montreal. He plays guitar and sings, and she pushes buttons and wears amazingly absurd outfits. They were incredibly energetic and excellent performers.

Their most recent video, for a song on their new album, Face Control, has zombies and making out:

*The conversation when the $4.75 pitcher of beer was brought to the table went something like this:
Jane: What did you get?
Jessica: Very cheap beer.
Jane: But what kind?
Me: OLD STYLE.
Jane:
Matt: It doesn’t need a name. It has an adjective.

Update: I am reminded by Une Petite Friponnerie’s post-show post of one of the other conversational highlights of the evening. The Handsome Furs rolled into Ann Arbor on St. Patrick’s Day Observed, and at the beginning of the main set, vocalist/guitarist Dan Boeckner described what they’d seen as “Mad Max meets American Pie.” Having passed some underdressed, green-bedecked undergrads on my way to dinner, I can imagine that the carnage was alarming.

Housewarming party

Thanks all (old friends, new friends, and new neighbors) who could come. I had a super time.

One attendee looked around and remarked that I was the most popular girl she knows. I’m very flattered.

I must also get some more typing paper…

Donation Derby

Today’s Cat and Girl Donation Derby depicts what was purchased with the donation I sent to Dorothy a few months ago.

Elephants never forget.

Elephants never forget. Want.

Eyeballs and G&Ts

Today:

  • organizational charts
  • a cheeseburger
  • free test contact lenses *plink plink*
  • digital photographs of my eyeballs
  • three Drupal training sessions
  • food and G&Ts at Leopold Bros.
  • cheesecake at Zingerman’s
  • half a free baguette

Jews and Booze

Last night I attended a delightful party celebrating Hanukkah and the anniversary of the repeal of prohibition. There were latkes, delicious (real) Russian vodka, a spirited (if confused) game of dradle, and nerds.

I forgot my camera, but host Libby made sure the party was well documented.

Some teasers:

Molly makes a mean latke nerd talk what? how do you work this thing? Libby's moose apron

The open-faced peanut butter and jelly sandwich: A culinary triumph

Being on “vacation” means not cooking. For dinner, I am having an open-faced peanut butter and jelly sandwich. With a twist.

Peanut butter + blackberry preserves + pumpkin butter + rustic Italian bread, lightly toasted = awesome.

Pair that with an apple and a cup of coffee or a nice oatmeal stout (or both), and you’ve got a pleasant dinner.

Cheers

Cheers to traveling ORGers. Cheers to insects, evolutionary biology, and whiskey. Cheers to laughter. Cheers to winter. Cheers to friends.