- The first random Wikipedia article you get is the name of your band.
- Go to http://www.quotationspage.com/random.php3. The last four words of the very last quote of the page is the title of your first album.
- Go to http://www.flickr.com/explore/interesting/7days/. Third picture, no matter what it is, will be your album cover (refreshing is allowable to obtain a non-copyrighted picture).

Original photo by slidewayze.
Project started for the postORG wiki by poolnoodl.
Put the iPod on shuffle today. Some highlights:
- “Incubation” by Joy Division on Substance 1977-1980
- “The Beginning of the End” by Nine Inch Nails on Year Zero
- “Dance of the Seven Veils” by Liz Phair on Exile in Guyville
- “All Alone” by Gorillaz on Demon Days
- “Casiotone Nation” by Soul Coughing on Ruby Vroom
- “The Union Forever” by The White Stripes on White Blood Cells
- “Taxi to Nowhere” by Electric Six on SeƱor Smoke
- “Shallow” by The Catherine Wheel on Ferment
- “Carry the Zero” by Built to Spill on Keep It Like a Secret
- “14 Ghosts II” by Nine Inch Nails on Ghosts I-IV
- “Human Fly” by the Cramps, performed by Nouvelle Vague on Bande a Part
- “Turn It On” by Ladytron on Light & Magic
- “Art Star” by Yeah Yeah Yeahs on Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- “Beside You In Time” by Nine Inch Nails on With Teeth
- “World of Shit” by Eels on Souljacker
- “Big Indian” by The Dandy Warhols on Thirteen Tales From Urban Bohemia
- “They Never Got You” by Spoon on Gimme Fiction
- “Cocaine City Teeth” by Ozark Cousins on Ozark Cousins
- “Meet the Creeper” by Rob Zombie on Hellbilly Deluxe
- “(De Luxe) Immer Wieder” by The Secret Machines on The Road Leads Where Its Led (EP)
- “Keep It Clean” by Camera Obscura on Underachievers Please Try Harder
- “Undercover Funny” by Atom and His Package on Hair: Debatable
- “Bigot Sunshine” by Tonic on Lemon Parade
- “They Only Come Out at Night” by Lordi on The Arockalypse
- “Perfume-V” by Pavement on Slanted & Enchanted (Luxe & Reduxe)
- “Black Metallic” by The Catherine Wheel on Ferment
- “Barracuda” by People in Planes on As Far as the Eye Can See
- “Trucks and Cars” by Sifl & Olly on Songs of Season 1
- “Over & Over” by Hot Chip on The Warning
As you can probably tell, I’ve been busy with my new job. I’ve also been busy with the usual tangles of yarn, beer, socializing, etc.
However, I’ve decided to launch a new, low-threshold project using Tumblr and the public library’s DVD collection.
Unsolved Mysteries, please don’t sue me.
I give you Faces of Unsolved Mysteries.
HELLO “DENOV”:
JOBBOTRON SOMETIMES WONDERS IF ALL OF THIS “TECHNOLOGY” STUFF ISN’T WORSE FOR US IN THE END, PROVIDING AS IT DOES THE ILLUSION OF INFINITE CHOICE WHILE WE REMAIN SIMULTANEOUSLY ENSNARED IN REAL-LIFE OBLIGATIONS AND BIASES.
JUST KIDDING. COMPUTERS MAKE US ALL GODS ON EARTH. EVEN JOBBOTRON, AND JOBBOTRON _IS_ A COMPUTER.
YOUR IDEAL CAREER IS:
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LAST, PEOPLE LOVE MUSIC. DURING YOUR WORKDAY, TRYING SINGING EVERYTHING. “I NEED THOSE NUMBERS ON MY DESK BY MORNING, JACOBSEN” SOUNDS SURPRISINGLY ALLURING WHEN SUNG TO THE TUNE OF “EDELWEISS.”
CRAVENLY,
JOBBOTRON
(ENGINEER ON DUTY: THORSTENSON FINLANDSON)